Tuesday, October 20, 2009

How to pick a Halloween costume (if you're a chick)

1. Decide what you want to be.
2. Make it sexy.


Here are some examples:

You want to be the great detective Sherlock Holmes:

Now, make it sexy!

Or if you want to be horror monster Freddy Krueger:

Just sex it up!

If you're not sure how risque you want to be, sometimes there's a range:


or Slutty:

As long as you're showing some leg and some cleavage, it doesn't really matter what you are.
Are you a sexy clown? Or sexy Wonder Bread?

Nobody really cares!

Of course, you might offend some prudish feminist-types if you sexualize something like a dead body:

or an infant:

But they just don't know how to have fun! Let's go egg their houses!

All images taken from elsewhere on the internet.

1 comment:

Anne said...

There is no way that if that sexy baby peed, that "diaper" would be leak proof.